Hippie be Gone by Chris

Back in the 1960's the US military asked profeser Hughes to figer out a way to get ride of hippies. Happyly accepting his assignment he got to work. After months of studying,experitmenting,and a loss of his pinkey finger he fond how to get ride of hippies. So he called the military to tell them his sucses. "Finally the day we have ben wating for has arived we now know how to get ride of hippies"said profeser hughes. "Well what is it profeser"?asked the president. "after meny months of testing i've invented a spray made of soap,air freshiner,meat,and ash from a tie die shirt"."when can we try it out?""from what my resuch the best place is woodstock."Once woodstck opend the profeser and his assistent went inside. once thy got it set up a drunk hippi fell back words and destrod the spray. "OH NO!"yelled the profeser "WHAT IS THE MATER WITH YOU YOU DAMN HIPPI!""what what hapend?""you destrod my inveten""i'm sorry i'll pay for it.""What hippis dont have money.""whatever dude.""well whats the worst that can hapen?" 20 years later "Mr.presedent the hippis have taken New Jersey & started on Pensilvenea."said the president's secetery "we have to bomb the damn hippis.""but mr.presedent that is 40 states!""I know but it is what I have to do." THE END